vegan, fat & chockfull soy
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BBQ’ing had better not be healthy. The Grease Barbies offer wholesome-looking fastfood, so greasy you can almost hear your left ventricle slam shut as we speak.

Our recipes are time-consuming and require lots of kitchen appliances. Most of our ingredients can be found in hard to reach specialty food markets.

Whenever we mention milk, butter and cheese, sausages, chicken or fish, we mean the plant-based version. If you truly crave something animal, you can substitute the vegan stuff by (humanely!) slicing your cat’s throat or milking a random passer-by’s breasts.

Enjoy!